S: "Can you believe we actually sold a few of those?"
B: "I suppose it does have a certain charm... and there's the slightest bit of utility..."
S: "Are... are you complimenting it?"
B: "Look at the time! We're on in :30."
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*voooop*
K: "We seem to have an inventory problem. Someone shipped us an extra one of them crate mechs."
R: "We don't carry Krates. Is it a KARR-TUNN? That guy wasn't happy I told him we'd carry no more than 5 at a time."
K: "I dunno. It's kinda the same? This one's all yellow and stumpy-armed."
R: "Let me see..."
R: "Those arms are even more useless than the other model. Where did you say it shipped in from?"
K: "It was just here when I got in this morning."
R: "Trying to sneak it in on us, huh?"
K: "Hey, what's this on the side? I think it says "BOXX."
R: "A new model? We don't even have specs or marketing materials, how are we supposed to sell it? I've had enough. Red-tag this account."
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*voooop*
Hezeraiah: "Next up, a special treat from the revitalized Astromax lineup: the BINN!"
Sophie: "Oh boy Hezzy, this is one of my favorite lines!"
H: "That's right, the all new BINN is just PACKED with features! HAHAHA!"
S: "Oh ho! That's a good one. Tell us about 'em, Twankums!"
H: "Where do I start? (I have no idea) It's got huge feet, presumably for walking! The cabin space is enormous. And... uh... well..."
S: "Why does it look like a chicken?"
H: "Silly girl, it looks like toy duck."
S: "A chicken, silly!"
H: "Honestly, girl. Duck!"
S: "CHICKEN!"
H: "I SWEAR ON THE NAME OF FREEMAN BONESTEEL TWANKUS THAT I WILL DESTROY YOU."
Hezeraiah awoke in a cold sweat. The cameras were gone, Sophie was gone, and in their place only a pond of frogs remained.
He wondered if the rifts or the sausage were to blame, and swore off television for another seven years.
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W: "No more, they said we're cut off."
F: "WHAT? Cut off? What for?"
W: "Sending that rogue shipment of merchandise. They won't accept anything else we send them because we sent extra units to the warehouse."
F: "We didn't send that! I told you we didn't send that! Didn't you explain that we didn't send that?"
W: "I told them what you told me to tell them, sir."
F: "Not now. Why now? Okay, think... options... options... TVC is out... what about FSN?"
W: "FSN denied our application months ago, something about work conditions."
F: "But... but... the CONN-TANN-ERR...
I've... finally made something that might actually be useful..."
