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Caller: ... Hello?
Hi! You've reached the TVC call center. Uh... Thank YOU for your call. What product can I help you with today?
Caller: Yes, I'd like to order the Karr-Tunn I just saw Bob and Sophie selling on my screen.
Caller: I'm sorry, what?
Uhm... Yes, of course, ma'am. I'll pull that up for you right now!
Caller: I would also like to mention the code, "Stand with Him." That's a discount, right?
What? Oh, that. No. I'm sorry ma'am, that promotion was for a different product.
Caller: Oh, I'm sorry.
That's no problem ma'am.
Caller: Am I ordering the right thing?
I'm sorry ma'am. I do not know which product you mean to order. You wanted the Karr-Tunn, correct?
Caller: I think so? That's the one that's made with the box, right? I don't need one of those war frames like that beastly Twankus man is always pitching during Mike's hour.
Ok ma'am, the Karr-Tun is one we want today then.
Caller: I thought so. You don't have to send the free laser either, while you're putting in the order. I just need something to pick my peaches, and this seemed like the right way to go.
Caller: Yes, I just was seeing Bob pointing at its big boxy chest and I thought, "wouldn't that be great? It could just pick peaches right into itself." I knew I had to get one.
Caller: It'll save me so much time around my little orchard I just don't know what I'll do with myself... I guess I can watch more TVC. *laughs*
Yes ma'am. That'd be great ma'am. uh... All of us here at TVC really appreciate how dedicated to our channel customers like you are!
Caller: And that Bob. He's so handsome. Sometimes I wish he'd just come down here and help pick my peaches.. if you know what I mean.
Welp! Looks like I've got everything set up on my end. I just need to get your home coordinates and we can have a Karr-Tunn right out to you. While I have you on the line, are you interested at all in our line of hand-made Jovian pressure beads?
Caller: Well, they are pretty, but I don't really go for stuff like that...
They're Bob's favorite.
Caller: How much are they?
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