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In Old Country, Krate stand on YOU!

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In Old Country, Krate stand on YOU!

Postby Red_Robot » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:54 am

You say you have problem with Twank? You say you have problem with Clank?
Okay...I sell to you.

You say you need mobile frame? You say you need good, fast, and cheap?
Okay...I give you one of these...

I sell you Krate.

No, not in crate. Is Krate!



We build for you mobile frame.



You buy, yeah?

You Say you need options?



Hatch open and close. Telescope eye go up and down.

You say you need fuel for engine?


You steal off of Chub, yeah?

You say you need weapons?


I sell to you knife and crowbar. I have steel ball on chain.

You need more reach?


I have steel ball on longer chain.

OH! You need guns! Why didn't you say so?


Yeah, I sell you guns.

You need armor?


We make for you shield to hold in front of you.

KRATE gives you options.



They say, "You stand with Twanks?"
I say, "KRATE stand ~ON~ Twanks!"
You see what I did there?

You buy, yeah?
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Postby MoronicCinamun » Sat Feb 28, 2015 10:46 am

Heheh I like it, although thing that catches my eye most is the chainsaw in the last pic.


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Postby Vitoria » Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:52 am

How did you make that big ramp, is that a Lego piece at all?
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Postby Vitoria » Sat Feb 28, 2015 3:20 pm

The only way to make it better is making it a
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Postby Sovietshadow » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:01 am

I can just imagine some guy low on parts sifting through his giant tool box, then looking at his tool box and saying "this could work."
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Postby Red_Robot » Tue Mar 10, 2015 3:52 pm



KЯATE HACKWOЯX is pleased for new offer in Spring Season.

Say hello to my little friend.



This Chib, light duty labor frame.



Chib new stylish design. Good starter frame. Roomy interior. Compact so good on fuel. Jump jets on back make go hop-hop-hop like little cricket.



You buy, yeah?

Okay, now, some people say to me, they say, "Hey Krate, you junk dealer. I should instead buy Twank, or Clanker, or Squib."

I say, "Hey buddy, take it easy!"

In old country there is saying. They don't make them like they used to.

Krate is man of tradition. Krate use them like they used to make. This not junk. This vintage. Reduce. Refurbish. Recycle. Good for environment, yeah?

I pass savings on to you.

Some people say to me, they say, "Hey Krate, you bad guy! You merchant of death. Profit off bloodshed. Hardline rhetoric inflame Frame Wars."

I say, "Hey buddy, give me a break! You got Krate all wrong, yeah?"

Maximoff Tiberius Krate is man of the people. I make labor frames for the workers. I sell cheap so people keep more money in pocket.

You need tools? I have tools.



I sell to you machete and flamethrower...for weed control.



I sell to you double barrel automatic shotgun with drum-fed flechettes...for pest control and sportsman hunting.



I sell to you gyroscopic stabilized solid fuel rocket propelled vibro scythe....for agricultural harvesting.

You need tools? KЯATE give you tools. What you do with them up to you.

You buy, yeah?
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Postby Xand0r » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:29 am

Great stuff. I love your photo backdrop, also. :)
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Postby Kazud » Wed Mar 11, 2015 11:59 pm

You guys are killing me keep it going, please.
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Postby Sovietshadow » Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:45 pm

More proof that a russian accent makes any gun related thing funnier :D
I realy like that second build
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Postby Red_Robot » Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:26 am



Okay, first thing.

Some people say to me, they say, “Hey Krate, you in budget market. You sell dinky frame. Think big frame sexy.”

I say, “Hey buddy, what you trying to hide?”

Sure, Krate sell frame cheap. But Krate -full- size frame. Krate size of ST-02 Conscript. I sell to you full size frame at little frame price. Krate not munchkin. Krate full grown tin man.

Some people say to me, they say, “Hey Krate, you make frame with no guns. Guns big time horror show. Dakka make sexy.”

I say, “Hey buddy, you compensating for something, yeah?”

What most dangerous tool in Human history? I tell you. Human hand with opposable thumb. Hand throw rock. Hand hold knife. Hand hold gun. Hand build frame.

Krate frame come with -two- hands. Standard. No extra charge.



What you do with gun arm when run out of bullets? Wave goodbye! Frame not even able to bend over, grab ankles.

What you do when Krate run out of bullets? Drop gun. Pick up new gun. Pick up crowbar. Heck, can even flip other guy bird. You know, finger.

You want heavy armed. Krate heavy armed. Heavy handed too.

Some people say to me, they say, “Hey Krate, have trouble with ankle-biters. Little frame go trundle-trundle-trundle, get in blind spot. Saw off legs. You fix, yeah?”

You need security? You need defense?

Okay. I sell to you.

Take a look at my big unit.



This Weaponized Inflammable Ejector Neutralizing Enemy Response

Now you really packing heat.

Yuri, he say to me, he say, “Hey Krate, you should call this Directed Incinerator Cannon on Krates.”

I say to Yuri, “Don’t.”

That kid. Sometimes...I just don’t know.

Krate big time frame, at small time price.

In old country there is saying. You go out in Krate, or come home in box.

You see what I did there?

No, I changed it. Is not same.

You buy, yeah?
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Postby Atavism » Wed Apr 01, 2015 4:43 pm

That's the most glorious framewiener I've seen since A. Yates when all Anime that one time...
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Postby Red_Robot » Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:49 pm

Well I had to have something to post on April Fools Day.

...Ah yes...Yates' Hentai frame. The most creative use of LEGO cherries I had ever seen.
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Postby FrostCollar » Fri Apr 03, 2015 5:42 pm

You mean we can't actually order Krate's big unit?! Talk about false advertising.
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Postby FragsturBait » Sat Apr 04, 2015 4:07 am

Pressurized Engulfing Napalm Inflammation System was another popular name in test groups.
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