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Hey lil' dog this Is the Chet Man, you don't know me but maybe you've heard of the Big Dog I don't know, man.
So, we tracked down the leak in our systems to you. The Chet Man was way surprised that your dad covered for you like he did. The Chet Man was way waaay more surprised when we found out what you did with our info.
And Man, its pretty cool that your dad let you get away with that. He seems like a cool dude. Real cool that he was there with you man, I wish my dad was around like that...
But, uh, the Chet man was thinking... And don't take Chet the wrong way, man, Chet's not trying to talk down to you because you ain't grown yet. You got some mad chops as a modder. What the Chet Man means is that its great your dad's there and all, and that he's so cool with this stuff, but Chet kind of thinks maybe he ain't that good at being a dad. The second rule of modding is you never do your first run with a human pilot. Remote that sheez man! Chet knows! Chet nearly died 'cause he didn't have anyone to watch his back- tell him stuff like that. Your dad shoulda known better, dude makes frames!
You're a bright kid, man. Bet you did a lot of math and drew diagrams and all that boop.
Ain't that simple lil' dog.
Lotsa stuff goes wrong with the first production. Maybe a model spec was wrong. Maybe a tech bolted something that shoulda been welded. Maybe a sheet of metal was straight when it needed to be curved. You can't just engineer up all that, that's be, like, magic. Our Dee's the closest thing to a mathemagician Chet knows and she still runs through R-bots like they murdered her sensei.
Chet feels ya man! Getting to do the first run on a new frame is like blissin' man- once you know its safe! Alice won't even let the Big Dog do a first run like that, and she doesn't care about Chet at all.
Chet's just trying to say, be careful lil' dog. Gotta be safe if you wanna get grown and do this stuff for real. Real impressed though man. Maybe when you're old enough you can stop by and get a brewski with Chet an ol' Maximoff.
BIG DOG OUT!
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